Tuesday, June 19, 2007

A Little Post-Exam Update

EXAMS ARE OVER!!!! WHEEEEE!!!!


Erm, actually, exams have been over for the past 2 weeks..hahaha..Had been too busy lying on my bed to blog. Felt bad about not blogging for so long, so here's a short update before I HAVE to go bathe ( :'( i dun wanna get out of my bed!!!)

1. Exams were on the 5th,6th,7th and the 8th

Nearly died sitting for 4 papers in a row...SEriously! Do they think 3rd years are machines?? *grumble grumble*


7th - OSCEs (interview and physical examination)

Patient: " I have this rash, there"

Me : " Could you be a bit more specific? "

Patient : " It's on my dick. "

Me : " !!!!"

Me: " Oh, that must be very frustrating for you!"

Me: *Keeps glancing at his crotch*Couldn't help myself* Reflex action*

Me: *Realises I'm looking at his crotch while talking to him*

Me: *ears turn bright red* Start to stammer and talk gibberish*


Moral of the story?

Do NOT look anywhere but at your patient's face when they are talking to you, unless when examining the said body part!

P/s: Poker's fun when you're winning, but extremely sad when you become 'bankrupt' 2 times in a row.. :'(

2 comments:

Purring Tiger said...

aiyerrr so hamsap ah omega!! LOL!! :p

o-mii-gaa said...

NOOOOOOO!!!! It's a reflex action!!! You try and see..next time someone tells you something about somewhere on their body see if you look at that part or not...